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Hello future reader of luke dani blue's VERY IRREGULAR* NEWSLETTER which is called "NOT CURRENTLY DYING OK?"
[Literally god knows what-all I'm about to send you.]
all i can say for sure is it will include UPDATES about book stuff & appearances PLUS SPECIAL LINKS to upcoming classes. i might get serious and talk about CANCER. or i might send you weird little flash fiction things i'm too lazy to edit or publish. or astrology thoughts which those of you who puke at the suggestion of astrology can think of as philosophical asides. WHO KNOWS? THE FUTURE IS A MYSTERY.
What do you have to lose? Get mysterious with me. (or you can go back to my website.)
*a loved one has pointed out that being bad at sending timely emails is a selling point for an author newsletter because it means YOU (dear reader) will not have a bazillion more emails to open and read. instead of these demented type-A's, sending out their prompt weekly substacks. (Thanks a LOT. Now every week i have a new email to feel guilty about not opening.) I, Luke, am not going to put you, dear reader, in that position, because I'm literally just not on top of it enough! maybe 4-6 emails a year, max. THAT is what you are signing up for. Fun! like a flaky friend.
