You're Not Crazy - It's Your Hormones

Dec 30th / 7:00 PM - MST Learn why so many women feel dismissed and what actually helps. Join us for a deep dive into women's hormones and true wellness.

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Join us live on Youtube for a world class education deep dive.

Save My Spot for the Hormone Webinar on 12/30/2025.

You will get an email after registering here, you will also get 2 more emails closer to event time, with final email hours before event with the link to join. If you are sharing this event with family and friends to join, send them a link to this page so they can register here as well. See you soon.

Welcome to Wellness Offscript

When the system has failed you, it is your right to go Offscript.

It'a time to remember your intuition and remind yourself, there is more great life ahead of you!

Our focus is ...

Proactive vs reactive

Root causes vs managing symptoms

Being heard vs hearing "this is just normal at your age"

Patient centered care vs trust me "I'm the doctor" like who are you to know yourself

You're not crazy, you're just not being listened to, we hear you.

Upcoming Events

Find your empowered wellness community with us and join like minded people excited to exit a broken system, get world class education you won't find in a doctors office and lean into true wellness.

Dec 30th / 7:00 PM - MST

You're Not Crazy - It's Your Hormones

Why so many women feel dismissed and what actually helps. Join us for a deep dive into women's hormones and true wellness.


Jan 15th / 6:00 PM - MST

Microdosing and Menopause

A science-based approach to energy, metabolism, and resilience.


Jan 27th / 6:ooPM - MST

"Normal" Labs, Still Feel Awful?

How to read between the lines of your blood work.


Feb TBD

Men's Hormones - Exposing The Truth

Learn about the disruptions, decline and truth about the attack on men's health and what you can do about it.

Get Members Only Pricing on Labwork, Supplements and Group Programs. Including incredible E-Books and more for only $99/mo in our The Offscript Collective Membership.

Functional practitioners routinely charge $2,000 to $4,000 or more to work with them often all UPFRONT.

This is a small family business, we believe your family shouldn't be burdened financially for you to get the support you need.

Lauren and John are fantastic. I recently had the opportunity to work with Lauren , and my experience was incredibly positive. From the moment I reached out to them, they both took the time to listen attentively to my health concerns and history, which made me feel truly heard and valued.
The approach was very holistic/ functional medicine approach and focusing not just on symptoms but on understanding the root causes of my health issues. They conducted thorough assessments, including detailed questionnaires and lab tests, to get a comprehensive picture of my health.
What impressed me most was their personalized treatment plan, which included dietary and lifestyle modifications, supplements, and stress management techniques. Lauren explained everything clearly and answered all my questions, empowering me to take an active role in my healing process.
Since starting the program, I've noticed significant improvements in my energy levels, digestion, and overall wellbeing even during my pregnancy she made sure we took a safe approach for baby and me. The emphasis on evidence-based practices combined with a compassionate, patient-centered approach makes this type of medicine a valuable option for those seeking to optimize their health naturally.
Overall, I highly recommend wellness Offscript

Lindsey Jaffereli

Love working with Lauren. She is a wealth of information and encouragement. Always quick to answer questions. Wouldn't want to do this journey without her!

Val Hoeger

These folks are wonderful to work with! they make you feel more then just another client! so grateful to have found you ! excellent service and love that they try to find the root cause and not just a bandage !

Tina Hoover

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