🚨 Grandma Rizzmas says BINGO is DEAD 🚨
🎄 Print the FREE Chaos Starter Kit → Play TONIGHT → Laugh ‘til you bust 💀
(⏰ Only free until Nov 19)

Get the FREE Chaos Starter Kit

⭐ “Most chaotic party game since UNO.” – Early tester
⭐ “Our family lost it during the Tree Battle.” – Playtester
⭐ “Finally a Christmas game that isn’t boring.” – Chaos fan

🎁 What’s Inside the Chaos Starter Kit

This isn’t just a “demo.” It’s a full night of holiday chaos packed into a free mini-deck:

✨ Print & Play Deck → A bite-sized version of 12 Days of Rizzmas you can print at home.
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 2–4 Players → Perfect for family, friends, or roasting your roommates.
💥 Bust Face Moments → Duplicate cards = instant chaos. Get ready for the yelling.
🌲 Tree Battles → Steal, swap, and snatch your way to the top of the Christmas Tree.
👵 Grandma Rizzmas AI → Your personal sass coach. Ask her rules, get roasted.

🤖 Grandma Rizzmas Rule GPT

👉 “Meet your hilarious personal game coach. Ask her anything mid-game and she’ll roast you while teaching the rules.”

🎁 The Chaos Starter Kit Includes…

👉 “Step-by-step guides that teach you in minutes, so you can start at family level or dive straight into chaos.”

🌀 Exclusive Chaos Preview

• A sneak peek at a powerful Chaos card not in the demo deck.
  👉 Insider-only content that builds hype for the full game.

👑 Kickstarter VIP Perks

Joining the Chaos List isn’t just about the free Starter Kit… it’s your golden ticket to the craziest Christmas launch of the year 🎄💀

✨ VIP-Only Chaos Cards
Alt-art cards (like Fat Gyat 🍑 and Fire Memes 🔥) that will never be printed again.

🎁 Exclusive Early Previews
See unreleased Chaos Cards + rule twists before anyone else.

⏰ Day 1 Kickstarter Bonuses
Extra goodies for email subs only (think secret packs, bonus downloads, and limited edition chaos).

📢 Behind-the-Scenes Access
Early playtest chaos, blooper reels, and Grandma Rizzmas roasting us while we build.

⚡ These perks vanish once Kickstarter goes live Nov 19.
If you’re not on the list, you miss them forever.

✅ Go Live: Wednesday, November 19, 2025