The marketing newsletter you definitely don't need
For real. I have no idea why you would want to join this. ..
I'll probably write something you won't like.
You know what, most likely I'll just make you angry.
Yeah, move along. This is not something you want to be a part of.
Frankly, I don't care...
But hey, if you're gonna be this persistent, go ahead...
It's not my life your wasting...