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From James Warwood - The Excuse Expert
This PDF print-ready pack contains everything young readers need to level up their skills. It's completely free. All you have to do is join the mailing list.
🗃️ Emergency Excuse Vouchers
Official emergency excuse vouchers. Use wisely. Or don't. (Results may vary.)
🗺️ Choose-Your-Own-Excuse Adventures
Interactive scenarios where every decision leads to a different excuse. Choose carefully.
🕵️ The Top-Secret Excuse Builder
A classified system for constructing your most creative excuses yet. Patent pending.
🏅 Your Official Certificate
Your very own Excuse Expert certificate. Print it. Frame it. Show it to your teacher.
Rules for Becoming an Excuse Expert
For FUN only
These excuses are for fun only. You will still (probably) have to tidy your room.
WARNING: Parents Vary!
Overuse may result in: The Parent Look™, sudden chores, or being told "Nice try."
Have a Laugh Together
Some excuses may accidentally make your grown-up laugh. Which is the perfect outcome.
Right then. Take a deep breath.
YOUR TRAINING STARTS NOW.
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