Inner Mean Girl Audit

Your First Step to Quieting the Noise and Gaining Clarity

Your inner mean girl is loud, relentless, and wrong. She’s the voice keeping you stuck in self-doubt, overthinking, and feeling like you’ll never measure up. But here’s the truth: she’s not the boss of you—and she never has been.

The Inner Mean Girl Audit is a 60-minute 1:1 Zoom session, priced at $97, designed to help you:

  • Identify the top three ways your inner mean girl is holding you back

  • Create personalized strategies to challenge her lies

  • Build the confidence to start moving forward—right now

This isn’t just a call; it’s your first step to breaking free from the mental chatter and rewriting your story.

What to Expect

During your session, we’ll:

  1. Uncover Your Inner Mean Girl’s Patterns: Together, we’ll dive into the top three ways she shows up and keeps you stuck.

  2. Challenge the Lies: I’ll help you create specific, actionable strategies to quiet her voice and replace her negativity with clarity and confidence.

  3. Leave with a Plan: You’ll walk away with practical tools and a roadmap to take bold steps forward—without second-guessing yourself.

This session isn’t fluff or filler—it’s where real strategies meet real results.

Who This is For

The Inner Mean Girl Audit is for you if:

  • You feel stuck in overthinking, self-doubt, or perfectionism

  • You’re tired of letting fear and negativity run the show

  • You’re ready for clarity, confidence, and a real plan to move forward

If any of this sounds like you, it’s time to take the first step.

What Clients Are Saying

"Melissa helped me see exactly how my inner critic was holding me back. In just one hour, I walked away with tools I still use every day to stay confident and in control."

Sarah J.

"I walked into this session feeling overwhelmed and stuck, and I walked out with a roadmap to my next chapter. Melissa didn’t just help me quiet my inner mean girl—she helped me realize how much control I actually have. Game. Changer."

Paige C.

Your Questions, Answered

How is the session conducted?

We’ll meet on Zoom, face-to-face and ready to dive deep. Once you book, you’ll receive a confirmation email with all the details and a link to join. It’s simple, seamless, and private.

What do I need to prepare?

Just bring yourself—no overthinking required. If you want to come extra prepared, think about where you feel stuck or the moments when your inner mean girl tends to show up. That’s where we’ll start.

What happens after the session?

You’ll leave with a clear roadmap tailored to your challenges and goals. Plus, I’ll follow up with any resources we discuss so you can keep the momentum going. This is where real change begins.

It's Time to Take Back Control

You don’t have to keep living with the constant noise of your inner mean girl. The clarity, confidence, and tools you need to quiet her voice are just one call away. Are you ready to take the first step?