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Testimonials (obviously fake)

πŸ—¨οΈ Testimonial 1:

β€œBefore Threadquest, I wasted hours arguing with strangers online. Now I wear my opinions on a t-shirt and let the shirt do the judging.”

– Rafi K. Semi-Functional Adult & Cat Butler

πŸ—¨οΈ Testimonial 2:

β€œI bought one shirt. Now the cat won't stop sitting on me like I'm a platform for protest.”

– Elise M. Survivor of Three Meetings That Could’ve Been Emails