🍝 Struggling with a sales page that's about as effective as a wet piece of spaghetti in a tug-of-war?

🛑 Stop. Right. There. 🛑

Your SOS has been heard loud and clear.

This is the most comprehensive, nitpicky, no-stone-unturned sales page audit this side of the internet. A service so detailed, your sales page won’t know what hit it.

Uncover why your sales page isn't converting or why your conversion rates are dragging with a thorough, detail-rich written audit, offering a comprehensive analysis of your sales page copy, plus a list of clear and tailored action points for you to action.

✅ I'll meticulously examine 39 critical elements of your sales page - each vital for enhancing conversions but frequently missed, overlooked, or underleveraged.

✅ From sharpening your headlines to crystallising your value proposition, from enhancing emotional appeal, to strategically addressing potential objections, this audit covers it all.

✅ You'll receive straightforward, actionable feedback (written in plain English with absolutely no jargon) that targets each of the 39 areas with precision, providing you with a roadmap to immediate improvements.

My goal is to help you transform your sales page into a conversion machine - so this isn’t just about telling you to tweak some words here and there; you're getting a success blueprint rooted in strategies tested over time and insights gained from 12+ years of copywriting experience.

With a proven track record of over 1300 clients and numerous launches reaching 5, 6, and multi-6 figures, my advice comes from a broad and profound understanding of what works - and what doesn’t - when it comes to highly effective conversion copy.

Expect direct, kind, and encouraging guidance that cuts through the noise and gets to the point. I'll tell you what's not working and why, but more importantly, I'll show you how to fix it.

These are insights you will be able to act on immediately, often with changes you hadn't even considered but will make all the difference.

This audit is your key to ending up with a sales page that not only resonates with your audience, but converts them.

And while your competitors are busy scratching their heads, wondering where they went wrong, you’ll be sipping your fave beverage of choice and watching the payment notifications tick away as your sales page does the heavy lifting. 🍸🤑

Ready to turn sceptics into converts and lookers into loyal clients?

Then read on to find out how...

Please note! This is absolutely not about tearing you down with a “this is shite” and ghosting you. I would never do that. It’s about rolling up my sleeves, diving deep into the nitty-gritty, and helping you to come out the other side with a sales page that you don’t just feel proud of putting out into the world, but actually converts.

🩺 Your sales page is about to undergo surgery - but with love.

💡 Expect clarity, direction, and a hefty dose of reality, all served with a side of kindness and encouragement.

🏴‍☠️ This is your map to real treasure, not a quick document saying, “X marks the spot. Good luck finding a shovel!”

So, if you're ready for feedback that's as comprehensive as it is constructive, as detailed as it is direct, and as kind as it is critical, you're in the right place.

Get ready to elevate your sales page from overlooked to irresistible, where every line is a mic drop, and every call to action button is as irresistible as a 2am fridge raid.

  • Because, let's face it, it's not just about avoiding mediocrity.
  • It’s not even just about getting more conversions and racking up the sales - though of course, that’ll happen too.
  • It's also about crafting the page that's the envy of your niche, the one your competitors are sneakily bookmarking, wishing they'd thought of it first. 😉

How the Sales Page Audit works, step by step:


➡️ STEP 1: SECURE YOUR SPOT

Click that big green button below to make your total Sales Page Audit payment of £200. 

➡️ STEP 2: SEND ME YOUR SALES PAGE

After payment, you'll get instructions to submit your sales page. Whether it's already live online or drafted in a Google Doc, just send it over as is. Don't worry about the formatting if it's in a document.

➡️ STEP 3: RECEIVE YOUR AUDIT

Within 10 business days, I'll email you your comprehensive audit, diving deep into the 39 essential elements crucial for conversion yet often ignored, along with a comprehensive list of actionable steps you can implement immediately to elevate your sales page.

➡️ STEP 4: IMPLEMENT & WATCH CONVERSIONS CLIMB!

With the audit in hand and clear actions to take, all that's left is for you to apply the changes. Then, sit back and watch as your page transforms into a conversion powerhouse.

It's that straightforward. Ready to transform your sales page into a conversion magnet? Let's get started!

    Frequently asked questions

    Absolutely! If your sales page isn't live, simply send it over in a Google Doc. There's no need for it to be in its final web format for the audit.

    Please, don't worry! With over 12 years of experience and having assisted more than 1200 individuals, I've seen a wide range of sales pages. My feedback is always given with kindness and encouragement, and your work will remain confidential. There's no judgement here, only support.

    Not a problem. The audit can still be conducted with a partially completed page. As long as you have the main sections outlined (what you're offering, who it's for, how to purchase, and why you're the best choice), I can provide valuable insights and suggestions.

    If implementing the changes feels daunting, I offer a sales page rewrite service. For an additional fee, I will apply all recommended modifications, including copyediting and proofreading, and you'll receive two rounds of amendments. This service is priced at £1000, but as you've already invested £200 in the audit, the remaining balance would be £800. If you're interested, just shoot me an email, and we'll get you scheduled.

    You will receive your detailed audit via email within 5 business days from the submission of your sales page.

    Absolutely! Each sales page requires its own audit to ensure the attention and detail it deserves. If you have multiple pages, simply complete the process for each one.

    Feel free to highlight any particular areas of concern when you submit your sales page to me. I'll make sure to address these points in the audit, providing targeted advice to meet your needs.

    Given the nature of this service and the time invested in each audit, refunds are not available. Rest assured, I'm committed to providing you with actionable, valuable feedback to help improve your sales page significantly.

    No, the listed prices do not incorporate VAT. For UK clients, VAT will be applied in addition to the listed cost, in accordance with the current standard rate.

    Since 2011, I've been copywriting professionally for a diverse range of businesses across multiple industries. I started my career as web content manager and online editor for one of the UK's leading independent music platforms, and I've been in a love affair with the transformative power of words ever since.

    For the first six years of my career, I'd often trade words for experience and exposure rather than cash. I did this on the side of my corporate job in investment banking - talk about a double life!

    2018 was when I ditched the dreary corporate cloak and went full time with my business. Ever since, my mission has been to empower businesses, brands, and individuals to find and amplify their unique voices through bold, authentic, and stimulating copywriting blended with an utterly distinctive brand identity.

    Today, I envision a future where every brand is a fearless expression of identity, inclusivity, and genuine human connection, creating a world where fun, playfulness, and professional excellence coexist seamlessly.

    And if you like my vibe, it's probably because I'm the secret ingredient your business is missing. 😉